I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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