Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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