It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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