is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The adults are the big ones right?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
