You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
