I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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