just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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