Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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