Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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