It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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