I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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