I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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