I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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