I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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