Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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