walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
you would pick up someone in the library
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
