To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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