I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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