I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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