the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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