I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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