i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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