I'm really into asian looking animals
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
