i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
