I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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