I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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