Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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