break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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