this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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