So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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