Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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