Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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