Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
