I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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