i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
