I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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