if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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