No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's rum buckets o'clock
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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