Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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