He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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