I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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