is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
