So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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