The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
