office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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