If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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