i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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