dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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