Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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