You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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