just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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